By Cary McNeal
Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses could be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a urged snack in your kitty-cat. i'm wondering what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The resolution: Don't flush. permit the following man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that would frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC e-book, you'll by no means examine the area a similar means back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish that may swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, irritating phenomena are all over we flip. academic, exciting, and undeniably scary, this e-book isn't sure to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's absolute to make it slow there more...informed.
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My dear sister,’ he said, embracing her somewhat curtly, as a duty, thought Charlotte, and as an acknowledgement of her new importance, ‘I understand your grief for your mother. It is a grief I share. ’ began Charlotte. But her brother silenced her. He had not summoned her that he might hear her views, but in order that she might hear his. ‘It is the best way to forget your grief,’ he told her. ’ ‘I am thinking of you, sister. This is what our mother would have wished. She knows you mourn in your heart.
Farewell Christina, my poor broken-hearted sister. Her brother embraced her with a show of that new affection. Affection for a crown rather than a sister, she thought cynically. ‘You are going to a new country, sister. ’ 51 She knew what that meant. If ever she had an opportunity to bring good to Mecklenburg-Strelitz she must never neglect to do so. ‘You are the most illustrious member of the family now,’ he told her with a smile. And goodbye Christina. Forgive me for what I have done to you ...
Sarah picked up her hedgehog and flounced out of the room. ‘I’m sick of all this talk, Sukey,’ she said to the hedgehog, and she laughed for she had named him after her friend Susan Fox-Strangeways to whom she had given the nicknames of Sukey and Pussy. ‘But Sukey was more suitable for you, Sukey,’ she said. ‘You could hardly be Pussy could you? ’ Reaching her room she did what she enjoyed doing when she wished to soothe herself: Wrote to Susan. ’ She paused and thought what fun it would be if Susan were here.
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader by Cary McNeal