By David Valdes Greenwood
Ah, the candy thoughts of Christmas. presents less than the tree. Cookies for Santa. And, in fact, the once a year fruitcake.
For younger David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable “little fruitcake” on the middle of those stories, not anything is sweeter than the promise of the vacations. A modern day Tiny Tim, he holds quickly to his excellent of what Christmas should still be, regardless of the massive odds opposed to him: Sub-zero Maine winters. a bunch of eccentric family. And his consistent foil: a frugal, God-fearing Grammy who turns out made up our minds to convey an finish to all his enjoyable. A e-book that’s “fa-la-la-licious” (Louisville Courier Journal) and choked with humorous, fascinating xmas thoughts (from development a Lego® manger to trying to find the appropriate Christmas tree), A Little Fruitcake will motivate even the largest Grinches round.
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A Little Fruitcake: A Childhood in Holidays by David Valdes Greenwood