By Stephen Colbert
The United States back: Re-becoming The Greatness We by no means Weren't is a 2012 satirical booklet written by way of Stephen Colbert and different writers of The Colbert record as a follow-up to 2007's i'm the USA (And So Can You!). it really is released by means of Grand imperative Publishing. The ebook used to be published on October 2, 2012. Its audiobook used to be nominated for, and gained the 2014 Grammy Award for most sensible Spoken be aware Album, making for Colbert's moment nomination for the award, in addition to his 3rd Grammy nomination total.
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America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't by Stephen Colbert