By Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant
Featuring the go back and forth Diaries of Karl Pilkington: Adventurer. thinker. Knob head. Karl Pilkington isn’t a fan of traveling. Given the alternative, he’ll pass on vacation to Devon or Wales or, at a push, consume English foodstuff on a package deal vacation in Majorca. Which isn’t precisely Michael Palin, is it? So what occurred while he was once confident by means of Ricky Gervais and Stephen service provider to move on an epic event to work out the Seven Wonders of the area? trip broadens the brain, correct? You’d imagine so...
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An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington by Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant