New PDF release: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington

By Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant

ISBN-10: 0857860275

ISBN-13: 9780857860279

Featuring the go back and forth Diaries of Karl Pilkington: Adventurer. thinker. Knob head. Karl Pilkington isn’t a fan of traveling. Given the alternative, he’ll pass on vacation to Devon or Wales or, at a push, consume English foodstuff on a package deal vacation in Majorca. Which isn’t precisely Michael Palin, is it? So what occurred while he was once confident by means of Ricky Gervais and Stephen service provider to move on an epic event to work out the Seven Wonders of the area? trip broadens the brain, correct? You’d imagine so...

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Def Leppard song “No No ___” 7. He pitched a ___-hitter (in baseball) 6. A two-letter abbreviation for New Orleans 8. Jean-Paul Sartre play “____ Exit” 7. An anagram of “on” 9. “____ means no” 8. “____ two ways about it” 10. Would you like fries with that? 9. Can we be friends? 10. Abbreviation for Nitric oxide ANSWERS: Across (1. No 2. No 3. No 4. No 5. No 6. No 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No) Down (1. No 2. No 3. No 4. No 5. No 6. No 7. No 8. No 9. No 10. No) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Grumpy Monuments Since the beginning of time, humans have erected monuments to grumpiness.

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD I’D PREFER ZERO GRUMPY Moments ED TI M ES I’V E BE EN AR RE ST ARIZO N A POLICE D E P 6-28- 1 2 #9053 4 1 Disorderly conduct Making a policeman cry Making a dog cry Ruining Christmas Incorrectly using a sandbox Grumpy in Translation PARLEZ-VOUS GRUMPAIS? HABLAS GRUMPAÑOL? SPRECHEN SIE GRÜMPY? It’s easy to be grumpy around the world. If someone asks you a question, here’s how to respond in several different languages. GERMAN: NEIN SPANISH: NO JAPANESE: ENGLISH: NO ITALIAN: NO CHINESE: FRENCH: NON I TRIED LOOKING ON THE BRI GHT ER SIDE OF LIFE IT HURT MY EYES I HAVE AN IDEA GO AWAY What’s making me Grumpy?

STUPID HAT TO FORCE ON OWNERS AND TAKE THEIR STUPID PICTURE WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU ISN’T WORKING THEY SAY YOUR FACE USES MORE MUSCLES TO FROWN THAN TO SMILE I LIKE TO STAY IN SHAPE Why I Hate . . ” plays with string Grumpy Crossword Puzzle ACROSS DOWN 1. The opposite of “yes” 2. “____ way, Jose” 1. A two-letter abbreviation for “North” 3. A two-letter abbreviation for “number” 2. S. education law, ____ Child Left Behind 4. Aren’t babies the cutest?? 3. Can you give me a hand here? 5. James Bond villain Dr.

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