By Greg Bardsley
It's 2008. In 3 days, kin guy and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up inventory vest. He'll money out with $1.1 million, flip in his frenetic Valley existence in for a slower one at the seashore together with his spouse and childrens, and at last dwell the lifestyles he's purported to stay. Or so he thinks. prior to he can gather his money and get outta stay clear of, all hell breaks unfastened. Dan is abducted through a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired prior to the choices can vest, stalked by way of a probably murderous company safeguard muscle guy, and faced with the prospective disintegration of his marriage, all whereas his sociopath neighbor, loopy Larry, threatens to spoil every little thing. . . .
Side-splittingly humorous and entire of larger-than-life characters, Cash Out is like Office Space as reimagined by means of the creators of The Hangover--a sly caper long past outrageously, unforgettably awry.
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Cash Out: A Novel by Greg Bardsley