Get Cash Out: A Novel PDF

By Greg Bardsley

ISBN-10: 0062127748

ISBN-13: 9780062127747

It's 2008. In 3 days, kin guy and Silicon Valley speechwriter Dan Jordan will see his start-up inventory vest. He'll money out with $1.1 million, flip in his frenetic Valley existence in for a slower one at the seashore together with his spouse and childrens, and at last dwell the lifestyles he's purported to stay. Or so he thinks. prior to he can gather his money and get outta stay clear of, all hell breaks unfastened. Dan is abducted through a gang of tiny IT nerds who threaten to get him fired prior to the choices can vest, stalked by way of a probably murderous company safeguard muscle guy, and faced with the prospective disintegration of his marriage, all whereas his sociopath neighbor, loopy Larry, threatens to spoil every little thing. . . .

Side-splittingly humorous and entire of larger-than-life characters, Cash Out is like Office Space as reimagined by means of the creators of The Hangover--a sly caper long past outrageously, unforgettably awry.

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My dear sister,’ he said, embracing her somewhat curtly, as a duty, thought Charlotte, and as an acknowledgement of her new importance, ‘I understand your grief for your mother. It is a grief I share. ’ began Charlotte. But her brother silenced her. He had not summoned her that he might hear her views, but in order that she might hear his. ‘It is the best way to forget your grief,’ he told her. ’ ‘I am thinking of you, sister. This is what our mother would have wished. She knows you mourn in your heart.

Farewell Christina, my poor broken-hearted sister. Her brother embraced her with a show of that new affection. Affection for a crown rather than a sister, she thought cynic­ally. ‘You are going to a new country, sister. ’ 51 She knew what that meant. If ever she had an opportunity to bring good to Mecklenburg-Strelitz she must never neglect to do so. ‘You are the most illustrious member of the family now,’ he told her with a smile. And goodbye Christina. Forgive me for what I have done to you ...

Sarah picked up her hedgehog and flounced out of the room. ‘I’m sick of all this talk, Sukey,’ she said to the hedgehog, and she laughed for she had named him after her friend Susan Fox­-Strangeways to whom she had given the nicknames of Sukey and Pussy. ‘But Sukey was more suitable for you, Sukey,’ she said. ‘You could hardly be Pussy could you? ’ Reaching her room she did what she enjoyed doing when she wished to soothe herself: Wrote to Susan. ’ She paused and thought what fun it would be if Susan were here.

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