By A. Lee Martinez
Intergalactic threat. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of alternative Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.
Not undesirable for a man and not using a spine.
But what's a villain to do after he's performed . . . every little thing. without new objectives, he's chuffed to pitch in and remedy the strength main issue or repel alien invaders should still the necessity come up, but when he had his manner, he'd wish to be left on my own to discover the bounds of harmful technological know-how. simply as a pastime, of course.
Retirement isn't effortless even though. If the boredom doesn't get him, there's consistently the Venusians. Or the Saturnites. Or the Mercurials. Or . . . good, you get the belief. If that wasn't undesirable sufficient, there's additionally the assassins of a mythical loss of life cult and an up-and-coming megalomaniac (as amazing as he's bodiless) who've marked Emperor for his or her personal nefarious reasons. yet Mollusk isn't approximately to permit the Earth slip out of his personal tentacles and into the fewer able clutches of one other. So it's time to airborne dirt and dust off the outdated demise ray and are available out of retirement. other than this time, he's no longer out to rule the realm. He's out to reserve it from the peril of THE SINISTER BRAIN!
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Emperor Mollusk versus the Sinister Brain by A. Lee Martinez